What's My Age Again?

I took her out, it was a Friday night, I woke alone, to get the feeling right, we started

making out, and she took off our pants, but then I turned on the TV, and that's about

the time she walked away from me, nobody likes you when you're twenty-three, and I'm still

moral, here's my TV shows, what the hell is ADD, my friends say I should act my age, what's

my age again what's my age again then later on on the drive home I called her

mom from a pay phone I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail this

thing looks down on sodomy and that's about the time that's not funny

nobody likes you when you're 23 and I'm still more amused by prank phone calls

what the hell is call ID but friends say I should have my age what's my age again

What's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And you still act like you're in freshman year

What the hell is wrong with me?

My friends say I should act my age

What's my age?

That's about the time that she broke up with me

No one should take themselves so seriously

With many years ahead to fall in line

Why would you wish that on me?

I don't wanna act my age, what's my age again?

What's my age again?

What's my age again?