04.-Captain Howdy

Oh, it's so nice to see you all inside my dreamy little world.

And it's so nice to be with all you lovely little boys and girls.

Make yourselves comfortable, my place is so divine.

Don't you think I'm wonderful?

Say yes, you're on my dime!

Stay away from Captain Howdy!

Stay away from Captain Howdy!

Don't try to leave the doors locked, and only I have got the key!

Forget the windows, they look shut and boarded up, so you can't see!

You'll love the light show!

I'm sure you'll think it's swell!

When we go off, you're welcome to my living hell!

Stay away!

From Captain Outtie!

Stay away!

From Captain Outtie!

Come here, my sweet.

Let me help you with that.

I'm overjoyed at all the games I'm playing here with you today, but I'm so sad the party's

over and we can no longer play.

You think you're going home to your own little bed, but that's impossible, you can't sleep

Stay away from Captain Howdy, stay away from Captain Howdy, stay away from Captain Howdy,

stay away from Captain Howdy, stay away from Captain Howdy.

Sleep well.