Without Me

Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside.

Ch-ch-wah!

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Damn, damn, damn, damn

I've created a monster

'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more

They want Shady, I'm chopped liver

Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya

A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor

Some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker

Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital

By the doctor when I'm not cooperating

When I'm rockin' the table while he's operating

You waited this long, now stop debating

'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag, inovulating

I know that you got a job, Miss Chaney

But your husband's heart problem's complicating

So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me

So let me see, they try to shut me down on MTV

But it feels so empty without me

So come on and dip, bum on your lips

Fuck that, cum on your lips

And some on your tits and get ready

'Cause this shit's about to get heavy

I just settled all my lawsuits

Fuck you, Debbie!

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little CONTROVERSY

'Cause it feels so EMPTY without me

Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious

Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis

They start feelin' like prisoners, helpless

'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells

BITCH!

A visionary, vision is scary

Can start a revolution, pollutin' the airwaves of rebel

So just let me revel and bask in the fact

That I got everyone kissin' my ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe

For you to see, so damn much of my ass you ask for me

Well I'm back, da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Shhh, fix your balance and I'm tuning in and then I'm gonna enter in and up onto your skin like a splinter

The center of attention, back for the winner, I'm interesting

The best thing since wrestling, investing in your kid's ears and nesting

Shhh, testing, attention please

Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me

Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free

A new sense, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

A cisca to task it, I go tit for tat with

Anybody who's talking this shit, that shit

Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked

Worse than them little limp biscuit bastards

And Moby, you can get stomped by Obi

You 36-year-old boy, how that fag blow me?

You don't know me, you're too old

Let go, it's over

Nobody listen to techno, now let's go

Just give me the signal, I'll be there

With a whole list full of new insults

I've been dope suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me. So this must mean I'm disgusting, but it's just me

I'm just obscene. I'm not the first king of controversy

I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and use it to get myself wealthy

Hey, there's a concept that works 20 million other white rappers emerge

But no matter how many fish in the sea, it'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy, 'cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy, 'cause it feels so empty without me

Chimney-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

Chimney-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

Kids!