What's My Age Again?

I took her out, it was a Friday night, I woke alone, to get the feeling right, we started

making out, and she took off our pants, but then I turned on the TV, and that's about

the time she walked away from me, nobody likes you when you're twenty-three, and I'm still

moral, here's my TV shows, what the hell is ADD, my friends say I should act my age, what's

my age again? What's my age again? Then later on, on the drive home, I called her mom from

a pay phone. I said I was the cops, and your husband's in jail. This thing looks down on

sodomy. And that's about the time that's not funny. Nobody likes you when you're 23. And

I'm still more amused by prank phone calls. What the hell is call ID? My friends say I

I should have my age.

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me.

Nobody likes you when you're 23.

And you still act like you're in freshman year.

What the hell is wrong with me?

My friends say I should have my age.

What's my age?

That's about the time that she fell in love with me.

No one should take themselves so seriously.

With many years ahead to fall in line,

Why would you wish that on me? I'd never want to have my age.

What's my age again? What's my age again?

What's my age again?