Single Spoon

If I flew you to Honolulu, I could do you my new tune.

But I've chosen the very lonesome, I suppose the wholesome, thing to do.

Single spoon, half asleep in your hotel room, alone and basically up on the moon.

Single spoon, are you stupid, don't you know that it takes two to do the spoon.

I should warn ya, about California, they're quick to scorn ya, if you fail.

To be the coolest, or on the guest list, and you're not foolish, you're just kind of pale.

Single spoon, half asleep in your hotel room, alone and basically up on the moon.

Single spoon, are you stupid? Don't you know that it takes two to do the spoon?

I'd make a major money wager That you've got your pager by your bed

And I'm sleepin' down in the deep end And I could be beepin' you instead

Oh single spoon, half asleep in your hotel room

Alone and basically up on the moon

Are you stupid, don't you know that it takes two to do the spoon?

It takes two to do the spoon.