Drinking Cooley’s Whiskey

Ah, what shall we do with the drunken sailor? Did he win her over, or did he fail her?

Get kicked off of a northbound whaler for drinking Cooley's Whiskey.

Cooley's Whiskey makes the sailor scary, keeps the fishmonger's daughter wary.

She'd shave his belly 'cause she hates him hairy, drinking Cooley's Whiskey.

She put him in the scupper when the ocean's stormy Whenever he's been drinking in the early morning

Takes him out when she gets right horny From drinking Cooley's whisky

Sailor's drink rum but Scotty drinks whisky Warms his belly and gets him frisky

Likes a breakfast cup with his bacon crispy A Cooley's breakfast whisky

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Did he win her over or did he fail her?

Got kicked off of a northbound whaler for drinking Cooley's whisky.