What'S My Age Again?

I took her out, it was a Friday night, I woke alone, to get the feeling right

We started making out, and she took off my pants, but then I turned on the TV

And that's about the time she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And I feel more abused by TV shows

What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again? What's my age again?

But later on, on the drive home, I called her mom, from a payphone

I said I was the cops, and your husband's in jail, this state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me

Nobody but you when you're twenty-three

And I still borrow these white payphone files

What the hell is call ID? My friends say I should have my age

What's my age again? What's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three

And you still act like you're impressioning me

What the hell is wrong with me? My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again?

That's about the time that she broke up with me

No one should take themselves so seriously

With many years ahead to fall in line

Why would you wish down on me? I never wanna act my age

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

What's my age?