Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Once there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school

But when he finally came back, his hair had turned from black into bright white

He said that it was from when the cars had smashed so hard

Mmm, mmm

Once there was this girl

Who wouldn't go and change

With the girls in the change room

And when they finally made her

They saw birthmarks all over her body

She couldn't quite explain it, they'd always just been there

Mm

When they finally went to church, they shook and lurched all over the church floor.

He couldn't quite explain it, they'd all been just a-goin'

Mm