Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis

You know it's not a hard dress to get along today

Our subject isn't cool, but he fakes it anyway

He may not have a clue, and he may not have style

But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial

Swallow down deep, bae, and play it straight

You know he really doesn't get it anyway

You gotta find that feel and keep it real

For you know it, for you know it

So if you know it's great, just overcompensate

At least you know you can always go a little late

The world needs one of these, ah

Hey, hey, do that famous face

Give it to me, baby

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Give it to me, baby

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Give it to me, baby

And all the girls say I'm pretty fly

He made them girls choose not just any world to fight

But they didn't have ice cubes, so he brought vanilla ice

Now cruisin' in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass

But if he looks twice, they're gonna kick his lily ass!

So don't debate, so play it straight

You know it really doesn't get any worse

We're gonna play it real, and keep it real, for you know it, for you know it

Don't feel afraid, just overcompensate

At least you know, you know it's called regulate

The world loves what we saw

Hey, hey, do that brand new thing

Now he's getting a tattoo, yeah, he's getting ink done

He asked for a 13, but they drew a 31

say he's trying too hard, and he's not quite hip, but in his own mind he's the, he's the

TOTUS RAP!

Give it to me, baby!

Oh-ho, oh-ho!

Give it to me, baby!

Oh-ho, oh-ho!

Give it to me, baby!

Oh-ho, oh-ho!

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

No, don't be afraid!

Play it straight!

You know he really doesn't get it anyway!

I play the field, keep it real

For you knowin', for you knowin'

So if you don't play, just overcompensate

At least you know, you can always go on recuse

The world needs wannabes, ah

The world loves a wannabe, so ah

Let's get some more wannabes, ah

Hey, hey, do the great you think!