Walk This Way

Backstroke lover, always hidin' 'neath the covers 'til they talked to your daddy and say,

"Well, you ain't seen nothin' 'til you're down on a muffin and your shoulder be changin' your ways."

I met a junior leader, was a real fine bleeder, all the times like a rem on the ass.

But the best things of lovin' always started with their cousin and it started with a little kiss like this.

Seesaw swimmin' with the boys in the school and your feet to line up in the air.

I was singin', "Hey, diddle, diddle, which kid are you in the middle of?"

They swing like you didn't care.

So I took a big chance at the high school dance

with the missus who was ready to play.

Well, to me, she's full of 'cause she

knew what she was doing when you told me love was here to stay.

She told me to walk this way, talk this way, walk this way,

talk this way.

She told me to walk this way, talk this way, talk this way,

and just give me a kiss.

Like this.

Schoolgirl sweetie with her classy kind of sassy little skirts,

climb away at the knee.

There was three young ladies in the school gym

like I might have noticed they was looking at me.

I was a high school loser, never made it with the ladies

and the boys taught me something at best.

But the next door neighbor with a daughter had a favor,

so I gave her just a little kiss like this.

See, so sweet with your boys in school and your pizza lined up on the aisle.

Singing, "Hey, dinner, dinner," with your kitty in the middle,

now they're swinging like you just don't care.

So I took a big chance at the high school dance

with a missy who was ready to play.

Wasn't me, she was fella 'cause she knew what she was doing

when she told me love was here to stay.

She told me to walk this way,

talk this way,

walk this way,

talk this way.

She told me to walk this way,

talk this way,

walk this way.

I'll just give you a kiss.

Oh yeah.

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