Hiphopopotamus Vs. Rhymenoceros

I'm the melliflippin, raminatris, my beats are fat and the birds are on my back

And I'm horny, I'm horny, if you choose to proceed, you will indeed concede

'Cause I hit you with my flow, the wild rhino stampede

I'm not just wild, I'm trained, domesticated, I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated

And subsequently procreated, that's how it goes

Here's the hip-hop eponymous, the hip-hop hippo

They call me the hip-hop eponymous, my lyrics are bottomless

Hey

They call me the hip-hop eponymous, flow cycle like phosphorus

Poppin' up the top of my esophagus Rockin' this metropolis

I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where'd you get that preposterous hypothesis?

Did Steve tell you that, perchance?

Steve

My rhymes and records, they don't get played Because my records and rhymes, they don't

get made And if you rap like me, you don't get paid

And if you roll like me, you don't get laid Rhymes are so potent that in this small segment

I made all the ladies in the area pregnant Sometimes my lyrics are sexist

But you lovely bitches know, so know I'm trying to correct this

Other rappers diss me

Zip my rhymes, I sissy, why?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why, exactly?

What, exactly?

Be more constructive with your feedback, please

Why?

Why, because I rap about reality

Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea

There ain't nobody like my 9 to 6 body

Hey, ho

I'm the mother flippin'

I'm the Mother Flippin'

I'm the Mother Flippin'

Who's the Mother Flippin'?

I'm the Mother Flippin'

I'm the Mother Flippin'

I'm the Mother Flippin'

Mother Flippin'