What'S My Age Again - ( Sing ) Play

I took her out. It was a Friday night. I woke alone to get the feeling right

We started making out and she took off my pants, but then I turned on the TV

And that's about the time she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And I'm still more amused by TV shows. What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again? What's my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home, I called her mom, from her payphone

I said I was the cops, and your husband's in jail, 'cause they looked down on sodomy

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me

Nobody loves you when you're twenty-three

And I'm still more abused by prank phone calls

What the hell is call ID? My friends say I should have my age

What's my age again? What's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And you still act like you're in freshman year. What the hell is wrong with me? My friends say I should act my age

That's about the time that she broke up with me

No one should take themselves so seriously

With many years ahead to fall in line. Why would you wish down on me? I never want to act my age

What's my age again? What's my age again?

What's my age again?