Gangsta’S Paradise

Been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise

Churned butter once or twice living in an Amish paradise

It's hard work and sacrifice living in an Amish paradise

Sell quilts at discount price living in an Amish paradise

There's no phone, no lights, no motor cars, not a single luxury

Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be

Been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise

Just plain and simple guys living in an Amish paradise

No time for sin and vice, livin' in an Amish paradise

Don't fight, we all play nice, livin' in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter

Raised a bar on Monday, soon I'll raise another

Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?

Well I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art

I'm the pious guy that little omelets wanna be like

On my knees day and night, scorin' points for the afterlife

So don't be vain and don't be whiny Or else my brother I might have to get medieval on your hiney

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise

We're all crazy men and knights living in an Amish paradise

No cops or traffic lights living in an Amish paradise

You probably think it, but he's living in an Amish paradise