Junkyard Bil’

Junkyard Bill is a vicious hound, sleeps all day when there's no one around.

One eye and ear open at the thought of food, deny him his dinner and we're all screwed.

Junkyard Bill don't go out on no walks, Junkyard Bill lets his emotions talk.

He'll let you know whatever he wants, the hairy grey blanket is his favourite haunt.

Junkyard Bill has a nose so keen, Junkyard Bill has an evening routine,

Do what he wants, you know the drill, Never fuck around with Junkyard Bill,

Never fuck around with Junkyard Bill, No never fuck around with Junkyard Bill.