Dick In A Box 🎁

Hey girl, I got something real important to give you, so just sit down and listen.

Girl, you know we've been together such a long, long time

And now I'm ready to lay it on the line

Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide

I'm gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind

What's on my mind?

A gift real special

So take off the top

Take a look inside

It's my dick in a box

It's in a box

Not gonna get you a diamond ring

That sort of gift don't mean anything

Not gonna get you a fancy car

Girl you gotta know you're my shining star

star not gonna get you a house in the hills a girl like you needs something real want to get

you something from the heart some special girl it's my dick in the box my dick in the box babe

it's my dick in the box my dick in the box girl see i'm wise enough to know when the gift needs

given and I got just the one. Something to show you that you are second to none.

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress it's easy to do just follow these steps.

One, got a hole in the box. Two, but you're junk in that box. Three, make her open that box and

And that's the way you do it

It's my dick in a box

My dick in a box, babe

It's my dick in a box

My dick in a box, girl

Christmas

My dick in a box

Hanukkah

My dick in a box

Kwanzaa

Dick in a box

Every single holiday, a dick in a box

Over at your parent's house, a dick in the box

Midday at the grocery store, a dick in the box

Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in the box

A dick in the box

A dick in the box