Into The Doors (L.A. Woman)

Take care.

Excuse me?

Yeah?

Do you have the, uh, new Depeche Mode record?

Yeah, it's over there.

But it sucks.

Alright.

Well, do you have the latest Pixies album?

Yeah, but it sucks.

All that new stuff sucks.

But it's over there.

You know, actually, I was thinking of getting into something vintage anyway, uh, I don't

know, maybe the Doors?

Really?

Never had you figured for a Doors fan.

I'm not really a Doors fan, but sure, I'd like to get into them.

No, no, no, my friend. Doors fans aren't made. They're born.

I think right now in Africa, there's some guy madly beating on a drum.

He's a Doors fan. Or an old lady on the bus sucking humbugs.

She's a rider on the storm, but she ain't never heard the sounds.

So what about you?

Well, I heard a record of theirs last night at a party.

Yeah?

And I've always liked Lover Madly.

Well, if you become a Doors fan, "Love Her Madly" is the only song you won't like.

Oh, right. I guess I should start with her greatest hits.

Hey! Greatest hits albums are for housewives and little girls.

You're not serious. You don't want to be a Doors fan. Get out of my store.

We're closed. Get out of here.

No. No, no, no. I want you to show me the way.

Was that a Frampton reference in my store?

No, there isn't. Just words. Just words. Words.

All right. If you want to be a Doors fan, you can't just go buy any album. It's scientific.

You gotta buy this.

"Waitin' for the Sun."

It's the departure point.

Listen to it every night around dusk for about a month.

Sounds good, then what?

Who's playin' bass?

No one.

No bass.

No bass?

That's right.

The gypsies had no homes, the Doors had no bass.

But don't let that scare you, my friend.

Let that liberate you.

'Cause when you're free-flyin' with the Doors, man,

What do you need a safety net for?

Feeble the door

Listen

There's a burden that every real doors fans got to live with

That's a fact that the greatest rock and roll band of all time

Is never gonna play live again

Can't live in the past

No, wait, there's hope I heard was that Iggy pop is gonna front them and the doors are gonna tour again

Where'd you hear that?

Oh, I heard it somewhere.

Yeah?

Read it in your precious cream magazine, maybe?

Well, it's not gonna happen.

Well, how do you know that?

Because somebody told me.

Well, who told you?

Do you wanna know who told me?

Oh, yeah.

Jim fuckin' Morrison told me!

That's it!

Hey, do you have the, uh, new Dead Passion mode album?

Sucks!

I forgive you.

Here.

Take this.

It's an 8-track tape. It's one of the last in existence.

I want you to steal a car.

I have a car.

Steal a car.

Steal a car.

Get in it and drive west.

Play the tape full blast.

When the tape ends, get out and get into a fight.

Then get back into the car and come to town and meet me at the Cargus Club.

What will you do?

I will let you in to the most prestigious hotel of all time.

Which is?

Mowison Hotel.

Then what?

Then, you're gonna be a Doors fan, man.

A cops and cops, a topless boss, never saw a woman.

So alone, so alone.

So alone, so alone.

Motel money, murder madness.

Let's change the mood from glad to sadness Mr. Mojo Risin'

Mr. Mojo Risin' Mr. Mojo Risin'

Mr. Mojo Risin'

Got to keep on risin'

Mr. Mojo Risin'

Mr. Mojo Risin'

Mojo Risin'

Gotta Mojo Risin'

Mr. Mojo Risin' Gotta keep on risin'

Risin' Risin' Gon' Risin' Risin'

Gon' Risin' Risin' I gotta Risin' Risin'

I gotta Risin' Risin' I gotta, whoa!

Yeah, oh

Yeah

Well, I just got in it down about an hour ago I took a look around see which way the wind blow

Well little girls in the Hollywood bungalows

Are you a lucky little lady in the city of lies?

or just another lost angel City at night City at night City at night City at night City at night

L.A. woman, you're my woman Little L.A. woman