Conservative Christian, Right Wing, Republican, Straight, White, American Males

Conservative, Christian, right-wing, Republican, straight, white, American, males

Gay-bashing, black-fearing, bar-fighting, tree-killing, regional leaders of sales

Frat-housing, key-tapping, shirt-tucking, back-slapping, haters of hippies like me

Tree-huggin', peace-lovin', pot-smokin', porn-watchin', lazy-ass hippies like me.

Tree-huggin', love-makin', pro-choice and gay wedding, widespread-dickin' hippies like me.

Skin-colored, blinded, conspiracy-minded, protesters of corporate greed.

We who have nothing and most likely will 'til we all end up locked up in jail

By conservative, Christian, right-wing, Republican, straight white American males

Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls Living together in two separate worlds

Wallowing leaders of mountains of shame, looking for someone to blame.

Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls, living together in two separate worlds.

Following leaders of mountains of shame, looking for someone to blame.

I know who I'd like to blame Conservative Christians, right-wing Republicans,

straight white American males A soul-saving, flag-waving, rush-loving,

land-paving, personal friend to the quails Quite diligently working so hard to keep

the free reigns of this democracy from tree-huggin', beast-lovin', bot-smokin',

barefootin', folk-singin' hippies like me.

Tree-huggin', beast-lovin', bot-smokin', porn-watchin', lazy-ass hippies like me.