Loser, Baby

So things look bad and your back's against the wall

Your whole existence seems fucking hopeless

You're feeling filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall

Can't face the world sober and all bliss

You've lost your way

You think your life is wrecked

Well, let me just say you're correct

- Wait, what?

You're a loser, baby, a loser, goddamn, baby

You're a fucked up little whiny bitch

- Hey!

You're a loser just like me

- Thanks, asshole.

You're a screws loose boozer and only one star abuser

You're a power bottom at rock bottom

But you've got company

Is this supposed to make me feel better?

There was a time I thought that no one could relate

To the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged

But letting walls down, it can sometimes set you straight

We're all living in the same shit sandwich

I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak

And do you think that makes you unique?

Get out of here, man.

We're both losers, baby.

We're losers.

It's OK to be a--

-Coked up, dick-sucking hoe?

-Baby, that's fine by me.

-I'm a loser, honey, a schmoozer, and a dummy.

But at least I know I'm not alone.

-You're a loser just like me.

I got an appetite for gamblin'

I got an appetite for samplin'

Every drug and sex toy I can find

Go ahead, baby, sing that song, come on

I got no holes left to deflower

I sold my soul to save my power

Now I'm on that demon's leash

I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour

You're a loser, baby

I'm a loser, but just maybe if we

Eat shit together, things will end up differently

It's time to lose your self-loathing

Excuse yourself, let hope in, baby

Play your card, be who you are

A loser just like me